ROFL My Woffle

I’ve been looking for this song online – finally found it, courtesy of Archive.org:

Lyrics:

I shot de sheriff
And I also shot de deputy
I shot de bailiff
After toking all de PCP
(You know)

All aroun’ in my hometown
I’m shooting everyone.
(That’s right)
I drop a ‘Lude, get in de nude
I take de knife an’ gun
(Oh boy)
I can’t stop having fun
(No)

I shot de sheriff
Then I guess I shot some THC
I shot my elbow
But I did not feel a thing, you see
(No, no, I did not feel it.)

(Huh!)
When I’m getting good an’ high
(Oh)
And wake up feeling fine
(So fine!)
I smoke de smoke, break down de coke
An’ toke another line
(You know)
It really blows my mind

I shot de sheriff
An’ I also stabbed some lemon trees
(I actually did)
I do not care if
They take me into custody
(I don’ care; I will shoot them, maybe, too!)

Let them try to find me out
I’m always wearing a disguise
In my mine there is no doubt
I’m no one you would recognize
(No)
I could be jus’ one of de guys
(I could; look out!)

I shot de sheriff
I shot my elbow
I stabbed a guava
I shot de sheriff

If you’d like to hear the whole album, here it is:

Side One
1. Nat’l Anthem
2. Short People
3. Never Never Gonna Sing For You
4. I Shot the Sheriff
5. Let It Be
Side Two
6. Love to Have My Baby
7. Sixteen Tons
8. Wild Thing
9. Rappers’ Plight

The album’s out of print…not sure if it ever made it to CD. If you’re into collecting, you can order it on vinyl.

Tags: Chevy Chase, drugs, music